Sneakin'

I started writing down weird/ funny things I would hear when in public half way through 2008. As far as I remember, all these were said with serious tones. While they were said by strangers I could be wrong and these people could all really be humor gurus. I found these in my blackberry and had forgotten that I had started doing this. Here are the fruits of my labour:

"I'm breaking like a piniata" - girl in club bathroom

"Don't ever make daddy sit in the tea cup again" - Dad at Disneyland

"You only ask for forgiveness not permission" - ???

"Close the kid in the fridge!" - ??? 

I make it one of my new year resolutions to become a better listener. Who knows what I'll be hearing in 2009'...